Woe, Woe Unto the Blog

Yes, I have been neglecting this blog. Neglecting it like it's a red-headed stepchild. Neglecting it like the limp, greyish-green broccoli on the side of my plate. Neglecting it like my homework.

And I gotta be honest, I'm probably not going to un-neglect it any time soon. I'm very sorry.

But here's the good news (?): I'm not going to delete it. I thought about it---thought about it long and hard (and then realized that thinking about it constituted a breach of my neglectful behavior and promptly stopped)---but I've decided to let it hang out cyberspace for a bit longer. Hopefully, one day I'll get back to it. In fact, I promise to do so one day. Just not one day soon. I'd say that some time after June 7 is a good bet.

So, you know, keep checking. Because eventually I'll resume my snarkastic reviewing ways and tell you what you should like and dislike. Until then, I must stop neglecting those other things. Except the broccoli. That's just nasty.

A Brief Hiatus

Not that I post all that regularly anyway, or that there's that many people reading this thing, but I thought I'd let you know that there most definitely won't be any posts until probably July, because I am going on a much anticipated trip. I'm keeping all my extra wittiness here for a while:



Don't steal it while I'm gone! I don't have that much to begin with.

Pardon Our Errant Punctuation

As promised (?) in the very first post on this blog, I've become an Amazon.com Associate, which means I've implemented links to Amazon pages where you can buy the stuff I'm rambling about and earn me a teensy bit of cash.

For some reason, these links are causing extra spaces between the end of the linked bit and the next bit, whether it be a word, a comma, or an astrophysicist. (I don't know, I'm sorry.) In any case, it's annoying.

Until I get it figured out (which may be never), please just, er, skip the extra spaces. Mentally.

Because I can.

Why not? This is a place for me to spew my random thoughts about all the things I watch, read, eat, listen to, or otherwise participate in. It satisfies my vanity and allows me to opine on all sorts of things, and use words like "opine." And if I get it working, it may allow you to click on things you may wanna buy on Amazon, which could also make me a little (and I'm not using that figuratively--I really mean a little) bit of money, which at this point I could definitely use.

But mostly it's just a place for me to be stupid and for you to reap the benefits of said stupidity (i.e., laughing).

So, yeah, I'm starting this blog because I can.