Yes, it's nice to have low cholesterol, I suppose, though I'm not really sure what cholesterol is or what it does. All I know is it's apparently supposed to be low, and mine is. Why? Sure, I exercise, try to eat right. But mostly it's because I'm the poster child for Cheerios.
I love Cheerios so much. Especially Honey Nut Cheerios. I think they might actually be laced with an illegal and addictive substance. I think I don't care. Cheerios are the best breakfast cereal slash afternoon munchie slash midnight snack ever. Those toddlers with their tupperware ain't got nothin' on me. Assuming I could prove that my cholesterol before my Cheerios addiction was quite high, I could be to Cheerios what Jared is to Subway.
If you are not a Cheerios connoisseur or something equally difficult to spell, you are missing out. Cheerios comes in a delightful variety of flavors. In order of my personal favorite to the, uh, not as good:
1. Honey Nut Cheerios. The Cheerio to which all other Cheerios aspire.
2. Frosted Cheerios. I'm a sucker for the sugar coating. Sorry, dentists.
3. Multi-Grain Cheerios. Slightly sweetened and oh so yummy.
4. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios. I like these better dry than with milk.
5. TIE: Regular Cheerios and Berry Burst Cheerios. Both good. Depends on my mood.
6. Yogurt Burst Cheerios. I was highly disappointed in these. Cheerios, you can do better.
7. Fruity Cheerios. I actually haven't tried these because I suspect they're pretty much smaller versions of Froot Loops, which I can do without.
And what's this? As I'm looking on the Cheerios website, I'm seeing a new flavor! Cheerios Crunch! Looks like it's time for a grocery run.
The only thing missing from the Cheerios repertoire is a Chocolate Cheerios. C'mon, guys. Hop on the bandwagon. There's Chocolate Honey Bunches of Oats (awesome), Chocolate Special K (meh), Chocolate Chex (pretty good). Where's Chocolate Cheerios?
On the other hand, it's probably good they don't exist. Those poor toddlers are probably sick enough of me stealing their finger food.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
I have low cholesterol.
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2 comments:
My favorite is the multi-grain, but I hate that they cost more. The frosted ones are just too sweet for me for a whole bowl. They would be good for snacking though.
I usually don't eat cereal for breakfast (it is my health nemesis for some reason), but if there are Honey Nut Cheerios, I will eat them. Every time.
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